Paris-Neutral
Printed on: Thu, Jun 28, 2007 How Paris Hilton can help the world By Kelvin Wade It's time for Paris Hilton credits. Here me out. Carbon credits are a way for companies to run their business in a carbon neutral way. For instance, a company that may release a thousand tons of pollutants in the atmosphere may buy carbon credits from another company that will plant enough trees to offset the damage to the environment. The same can be done for Hilton. I came to the conclusion we need Paris Hilton credits after logging onto my home page, CNN, and finding that Hilton's release from jail was the top story. Later, I was watching CNN on television and I sat through a Paris Hilton story. At least five points swan-dived off my I.Q. Paris Hilton Credits are the answer. This bimbo could be doing loads of good around the country. She could endorse a product and a dollar from each sale of that product could go to some charity or worthy cause. While we hope and pray funds for things like an af...